A Family Conspiracy

Do you see the title?

Parents, Aunts, and Uncles will join forces in your behalf.

They think they are doing you the biggest favor, but really, its just another reason for you to give out a big exasperated sigh.

Such was my day today.

My mother went to a funeral today. There, she found me the man of my dreams.
He just so happens to be related to my Aunt.

Assignments were made. Smiles and giggles were had. A conspiracy was born.

Even tonight as I was in the corner at my grandmothers home eating my pinnapple, cucumbers, carrots, and cookie in peace, I could hear my parents and Aunts and Uncles talking about me and this MAN they think is to be the newest member of our extended family.

Apparently he has a job. (That's good.) Has a degree. (Swell.) Owns a home. (The brownie points are accumulating.)

But tell me this... does he own a baby grand piano?

....

HE DOES!!???

SIGN ME UP BABY!

(The last few lines are to be taken in extreme sarcasm. I have no idea if he owns a baby grand. If he does however, that would shine a new light on this whole conspiracy thing...)

So forewarning RM's: Your friends and family will conspire against you. It's in their nature. Be strong. We're in this together.